10 Hilarious Quotes Proving the Royal Family Has a Great Sense of Humor

The Windsor royal family is, for many, a veritable standard of British haughtiness. However, the lords and ladies are just like us, they love a good joke and often make fun of themselves. The usual jokes and puns that we all do in our lives, the members of Royal Family do that kind of stuff too. They all love this stuff too, there is nothing weird or unusual about it anyways. But anyways I am writing this article about the quotes that prove that the Royal Family got a great sense of humor too.

Today I have collected some of the great and funniest examples of Royal Families sense of humor. That will make you laugh too.

Just before Kate Middleton gave birth to her great-grandson, Queen Elizabeth had joked

 

When asked why they were late, Kate Middleton replied

“William had to do his hair.”

 

After the birth of his first grandson, Prince Charles was asked if he was happy to be a grandfather. Here’s what he answered

 

This is how Prince William characterized his wife’s culinary talent

“Kate’s cooking is the reason I am so skinny.”

 

Prince Charles once had to congratulate a beauty queen of England, and here’s how he started his speech

“Father told me if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.”

 

 

At the 2012 London Marathon, Prince Harry promised that William and Kate would run the next one. When in 2013 he was asked where his brother and his wife were, he said

 

 

And this is what Prince Philip thinks of the rules of etiquette

“When a man open a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”

 

When asked what he learned from growing up, Prince William said,

 

Before one of his trips to the USA, Prince Harry said,

“Every time I get to meet kids and they have been told a real-life prince is coming, the disappointment on their faces when they see me without a crown or a cape…”

 

Visiting an Australian university, Queen Elizabeth and her husband, Prince Philip, were introduced to Mr. and Dr. Robinson. He noticed the wife was a PhD, and her title was much more important than his, to which Prince Philip replied,

 

“Ah, yes, we have that trouble in our family too.”

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Attend Wedding Together but Something Is Off

As we all know, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are in a highly publicized relationship which has received much attention from the media. The tabloids love talking about the couple and jump at any opportunity to publish stories about them.

Recently the couple attended a wedding together in Jamaica. As you all guessed, the paparazzi were there in full force to snap pictures of the couple. Some people who have seen the pictures think that something is off about Prince Harry. He looks a bit disinterested and a little bored…but a photo can only say so much, right?

Check out these photos of the duo from the wedding and judge for yourself.

The Couple attended a wedding in Jamaica for Tom Inskip, a friend of Prince Harry’s.
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Meghan did not shy away from showing affection to her boyfriend. Pictures snapped by the paparazzi show her draping her arms around Harry. Body language experts are saying that Harry looks bored and disinterested in the pictures.
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Most people aren’t taking these comments seriously, though. When you’re being photographed all the time, the paparazzi are bound to snap some photos of you looking bored.
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Besides, other pictures taken that day show a happy couple just enjoying their time together.
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If Meghan Markle Wants To Marry Prince Harry, She Has To Follow These Bizarre Rules

In October 2016, the world was shocked to learn that Prince Harry, son of Prince Charles and fifth in line to the British Throne, was dating Meghan Markle, an American actress best known for her work on the legal drama Suits. The two reportedly met in May, while Prince Harry was in Toronto (where Markle lives) to promote the Invictus Games for disabled Servicemen. Sources close to the Royal Family say that Harry is “happier than he’s been for many years”.

While their courtship was initially derided by certain areas of the press, with Harry having to release a statement defending Meghan Markle from what he called “a wave of abuse and harassment”, it appears that this relationship is here to stay. Prince Harry has reportedly already introduced Markle to his father Prince Charles, and ahead of his sister-in-law Pippa Middleton’s marriage to hedge-fund manager James Matthews next month, Meghan Markle will be allowed to attend the wedding reception.

With Harry and Meghan going strong, perhaps it’s not out of the question that wedding bells will soon be ringing once more for the Royal Family. If Prince Harry was to marry Meghan Markle however, there are a few rules that the Suits actress will have to follow as a member of the Royal Family.

Prince Harry Pays Surprise Visit To Meghan Markle On Suits Set Sparking Engagement Rumors

PRINCE Harry and Meghan Markle have taken the next step in their relationship.

The 33-year-old royal has been spotted visiting his actress girlfriend, 36, as she filmed scenes for Suits.

Harry is in Toronto for the Invictus Games.

And he made time in his busy schedule to drop in on filming to meet Markle’s cast mates.

“He was super low key, met some crew and was so happy to watch his lady,” a source told HELLO!

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ROYAL VISIT: Prince Harry has visited Meghan Markle on the set of Suits.

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Prince Harry Reveals An Emotional Sacrifice He Made After Prince William Proposed To Kate Middleton

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It has been 20 years since the tragic passing of Princess Diana who died in a car crash. Now her two sons, Prince Harry and Prince William, are starting families of their own. Prince William married the now Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton in 2010 and has two children with her – Princess Charlotte and Prince George.

Prince Harry, on the other hand, is reportedly almost ready to propose to his girlfriend, Megan Markle. After Princess Diana’s death, Prince Harry chose to keep his mother’s engagement ring, while Prince William chose to keep his mother’s Cartier watch. However, when he finally does propose, Prince Harry will not be able to offer Markle his mother’s beautiful sapphire engagement ring.

Though Prince William already has his mother’s watch, his brother chose to give him his mother’s ring when he decided to propose to Kate Middleton. It was indeed a sacrifice for Prince Harry to part with his mother’s heirloom but the decision was based on a pact made between the two brothers years ago.

A source told the Daily Star that the two Princes had an agreement that whoever got engaged first could have Diana’s ring. prince 1Twitter/@BazaarUK

Since that happened to be Prince William, the ring was his to give to Duchess Kate. 
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It was definitely a moving and emotional sacrifice for Prince Harry, but it appears that Prince Harry has a workaround plan.
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The forthcoming ring will combine the traditions and memories of the past while allowing Prince Harry to celebrate his future.
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The idea is that when Prince Harry proposes to Meghan Markle, he will create a custom ring designed just for her. The new ring will feature jewels from his mother’s collection. According to the royal insider, the ring will definitely contain emeralds. 
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The insider claims that Prince Harry is aware of how much Meghan Markle loves emeralds and so he has chosen an emerald and diamond piece from his mother’s collection to craft into a ring. 

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Princess Diana was first seen in that piece as a tiara and a choker when she and Prince Charles toured Australia in 1988. It is unclear if the piece belonged to Diana or whether it was part of the Royal jewelry collection.  
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If it is part of the Royal jewelry collection, here’s hoping that the queen will make an exception and consent to Prince William using the jewels. 
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Princess Diana Still Haunts Camilla As The Duchess Of Cornwall

Princess Diana still haunts Camilla as Prince Charles’s wife prepares to celebrate her 70th birthday. The Duchess of Cornwall has already been married to the next in line for the throne for longer than Diana. She was once public enemy no.1 but the world moves on and these days. Camilla Duchess of Cornwall is a royal to be seen in a very different light. 12 years into her marriage to Prince Charles she has become the loved one, devoted to her husband. She never wanted devoted to making people feel at ease.

With her being by Charles’s side surviving on humour and courage, she has slowly become a vital cog in the Royal machine name. One other person in the royal firm who would jokingly dubbed a complaining farmer with a knighthood using a leek as she did this month. But despite all this Camilla once again stands on the brink, haunted by shadows of the past, anxiously waiting to be assailed on all sides.

She will be seventy next month but it could not be a more unsettling time for her. Bizarrely, the problem starts within the royal family. It seems not a day goes by without Prince William or Harry mentioning Diana’s name. We have already seen the opening of a Diana memorial garden at Kensington Palace.

Kate Middleton would be forced to wear if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Marry

Prince Harry and Megan Markel have a flurry of excitement recently.

After it was reported the couple were set to meet the Queen and in a similar when Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton married in 2011.

 

Many fans have been left wondering if an engagement could be on the cards. However as well as the lifestyle changes Megan will have to make if she does become a royal.

A royal wedding comes with all sorts of strict rules for both the bride and the guests. Royal women are expected to dust off their hats for formal occasions.

So if Megan Markel and Prince Harry married Royals such as Kate would be expected to wear a hat for the occasion.

While hats at weddings are obviously not a surprising dress code.

This is apparently a strict must for royal weddings. So it’s not an option.

   

 

However it seems Kate favors head where often opting to access a resurface inator so it wouldn’t be an issue.

 

 

 

Megan Markel and Prince Harry may look set to tie the knot but she must impress the Queen first due to the Royal Marriages Act 1772 Queen Elizabeth has the right to veto the marriage and she is required to give formal consent to any family marriage is in order to guard against those that could diminish the status of the royal house

 

However that now only applies to the six people closest in line to the throne.

Prince Charles Prince William Prince George Princess Charlotte Prince Harry and Prince Andrew. The most traditional sight for a royal ceremony is the Chapel Royal at St. James Palace.

 

 

More recently couples such as Kate Middleton and Prince William have opted to marry at the larger Westminster Abbey until 2011 Royals in direct line to the throne were forbidden from marrying anyone who was Roman Catholic however this has now changed and they are able to marry a person of any faith you

Price William And Prince Harry Finally Open Up About The Last Call With Princess Diana A Few Moments Before She Passed

When was the last time you called your parents and told them you love them as they want to hear from you. You probably wouldn’t have picked the phone thinking you are busy enough to pick up their phone.

 

 

But you forget about how they managed their routine for you. They were also busy and had many things to do but still, you used to be their first priority. They did anything to keep you happy and provided you with everything that was possible to get for you. But now that you’ve grown up, you don’t even want to answer their phone.

 

What if it was the last time you could hear their voice. What if you couldn’t pick up their call if it was the last call on your phone saying Mom or Dad? If you knew that, you’d probably pick up the phone and talk to them, tell them how much you love them and they’ll surely tell you that they love you more than you love them.

The same thing happened 20 years ago when Princess Diana was on vacations and she called Prince Harry and Prince William while they were playing.

They didn’t talk much with their mother because they wanted to go back and play. They were in a hurry to hang up the phone but the little boys didn’t know that this could be the last time they could be hearing from their mother.

 

“Harry and I were in a desperate rush to say goodbye, you know ‘see you later,’” Willaim said about his last conversation with Princess Diana on the phone. “If I’d known now obviously what was going to happen I wouldn’t have been so blase about it,”

 

Probably you would say the same if you were having a last conversation and you didn’t know that this could be the last time you could hear your mom’s voice. But who can predict future. Life is unpredictable. No one knows what’s going to happen next.

Harry and William opened up about their last phone call with their mom. William said that, the last call still sticks in his mind. Perhaps everyone wishes that they had one more chance to make it right. One chance to go back in the past and right the wrongs of their life but still we cannot do anything about it.

 

Harry said that:

“Looking back on it now, it’s incredibly hard. I’ll have to sort of deal with that for the rest of my life,”

 

Prince William and Prince Harry learned their lessons in the hard way. They learned to cherish every moment they have in life with their loved ones. They people that care about them, people they also care about. But how many of us have time to sit and share with our loved one, our families.

 

Probably we are too busy running after the money that we have to work like an animal and get no time for ourselves and our families at the end of the day. What good is this money if it cannot even busy you happiness and bring you peace.

 

From all this it’s already clear that Diana lived such life. She knew the importance of happiness and was always into making people happy and bringing hope to their lives.

 
Harry also stated that “Our mother was a total kid through and through.When everybody says to me ‘so she was fun, give us an example,’ all I can hear is her laugh in my head,”

 

Prince William also said that they felt incredibly loved by their mother. He also said that his parenting is truly inspired from his mother. He loved how she took care of them.

He also said:

“I want to make as much time and effort with Charlotte and George as I can because I realise that these early years particularly are crucial for children, and having seen, you know, what she did for us.”

So, you should do the same. You should love you parents and children. You should spend more time with your family to live a better and loved life.

Diana loved dressing up Harry and William. Harry said:

“‘One thing I would love to ask her now because I genuinely think that she got satisfaction out of dressing myself and William up in the most bizarre outfits, normally matching.”

He also stated that:

‘It was weird shorts and you know like, little sort of shiny shoes with the old clip on. Looking back at the photos it just makes me laugh – I just think: ‘How could you do that to us?’

Camilla Blamed Diana For Causing Charles To Feel Low Enough To Seek Refuge Away From The Marriage

Richard K the writer who knew Diana best and his colleague Jeffrey levy brings you the full untold story of Diana and Camilla’s bitter rivalry.

The royal couple’s problems were the result of the near thirteen year age gap between them. According to Diana’s Aunt Mary Roche, they were at very different stages of development.

She says Diana was young and had limited life experience and Prince Charles was already a great thinker. He read a great deal they were perhaps different people Diana to felt the age difference would make romance impossible.

Mary Robertson whose son Patrick was nannied by Diana in the months when she was being courted by the Prince of Wales recalls a Monday morning when Diana told her that she had spent the weekend with the Queen and her family at Balmoral.

I said were you up there with Andrew and she said actually no I was up there seeing Charles. But he didn’t invite me, his mother did. I asked if she thought anything would develop and she said no he’s 31 and I’m 19 he’ll never look twice at me. I said I wouldn’t be too sure.

Sir William Heseltine the Queen’s former private secretary recalls a weekend at Balmoral soon after the Royal Wedding when he came across Diana sitting all by herself under a tree. Engrossed in a book I went over and said what on earth are you doing here, says Sir William 87 and she said in a rather mournful voice I’m just reading up about one of my predecessors Queen Adelaide.

Diana had been given the book by Charles. He was keen for her to know about Adelaide because when she married the future King William the force he was in his early 50s and she was only half his age. The parallels were obvious with one additional.

Plus it was a happy marriage and they were devoted to each other. This even though he’d fathered ten illegitimate children before their wedding. So perhaps Diana had Adelaide in mind when she wrote to her nanny Mary Clarke  some weeks after the wedding.

A letter of breathless happiness adore being married and having some one to devote my time to. She declared while in a letter to Mary Robertson she wrote of my wonderful husband for his part. Charles wrote to a friend all I can say is that marriage is very jolly. The truth was Diana felt Camilla’s shadow everywhere but felt impotent to do anything about it. While Diana could hardly be unaware she was viewed around the globe as one of the great beauties of the age.

Camilla Parker Bowles

 

 

 

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, GCVO, CSM, PC (née Camilla Rosemary Shand, previously Parker Bowles; born 17 July 1947), is the second wife of Charles, Prince of Wales, the eldest child and heir apparent of Queen Elizabeth II. Instead of using the title of Princess of Wales, she uses the title Duchess of Cornwall, her husband’s secondary designation. In Scotland, she is known as the Duchess of Rothesay. In the event of Charles acceding to the throne, Camilla would become a queen consort; however, an official statement issued by Clarence House on the day of her marriage to Charles announced that she would be known as the Princess Consort.

Camilla is the eldest child of Major Bruce Shand and his wife Rosalind Cubitt, the daughter of Roland Cubitt, 3rd Baron Ashcombe. She was raised in East Sussex and South Kensington, and educated in England, Switzerland and France. She worked for different firms in central London, most notably the decorating firm Sibyl Colefax & John Fowler. In 1973, Camilla married British Army officer Andrew Parker Bowles, with whom she has two children. They divorced in 1995.

Camilla was in a relationship with the Prince of Wales before, during and after their former marriages. The relationship became highly publicized in the media and attracted worldwide scrutiny. In 2005, it culminated in a civil marriage at Windsor Guildhall, which was followed by a televised Anglican blessing by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, at St George’s Chapel, Windsor Castle.

As Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla assists the Prince of Wales on his official duties. She is also the patron, president and a member of numerous charities and organizations. Since 1994, she has taken action on osteoporosis, earning honors and awards. She has also raised awareness in areas including rape and sexual abuse, literacy and poverty, for which she has latterly been praised.

Prince Charles

Charles, Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George born 14 November 1948) is the eldest child and heir apparent of Queen Elizabeth II. Known alternatively in Cornwall as Duke of Cornwall and in Scotland as Duke of Rothesay, he is the longest-serving heir apparent in British history, having held the position since 1952. He is also the oldest person to be next in line to the throne since Sophia of Hanover (the heir presumptive to Queen Anne), who died in 1714 at the age of 83.

Charles was born at Buckingham Palace as the first grandchild of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth. He was educated at Cheam and Gordonstoun Schools, which his father, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, had attended as a child, as well as the Timbertop campus of Geelong Grammar School in Victoria, Australia. After earning a Bachelor of Arts degree from Trinity College, Cambridge, Charles served in the Royal Navy from 1971 to 1976.

 

In 1981, he married Lady Diana Spencer and they had two sons: Prince William (born 1982), later to become Duke of Cambridge, and Prince Harry (born 1984). In 1996, the couple divorced, following well-publicised extramarital affairs. Diana died in a car crash in Paris the following year. In 2005, Charles married Camilla Parker Bowles.

Camilla Blamed Diana For Causing Charles To Feel Low Enough To Seek Refuge Away From The Marriage

 

 

 

Prince William Defends Kate Middleton From Camilla Parker-Bowles’ Drunken Jealous Rage

Prince Williams

Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, KG, KT, PC, ADC(P) (William Arthur Philip Louis, born 21 June 1982) is the elder son of Charles, Prince of Wales, and Diana, Princess of Wales. He is second in the line of succession to the British throne, after his father.

William was educated at four schools in the United Kingdom and obtained a degree from the University of St Andrews. He spent parts of a gap year in Chile, Belize, and some parts of Africa. In December 2006, he completed 44 weeks of training as an officer cadet and was commissioned in the Blues and Royals regiment. In April 2008, he qualified as a pilot by completing pilot training at Royal Air Force College Cranwell.

He then underwent helicopter flying training in order to become a full-time pilot with the RAF Search and Rescue Force in early 2009. His service with the British Armed Forces ended in September 2013.

William married Catherine Middleton on 29 April 2011 at Westminster Abbey. Hours before the wedding, he was created Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, and Baron Carrickfergus. The couple’s first child, Prince George, was born on 22 July 2013, and their second, Princess Charlotte, was born on 2 May 2015. In September 2017, it was announced that Catherine was pregnant with the couple’s third child.

Kate Middleton

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth “Kate”; née Middleton; born 9 January 1982) is the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge. Following his father Charles, Prince of Wales, William is second in line to succeed his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, as monarch of the United Kingdom and 15 other Commonwealth realms, making Catherine a likely future queen consort.

Catherine grew up in Chapel Row, a village near Newbury, Berkshire, England. She studied art history in Scotland at the University of St Andrews, where she met William in 2001. Their engagement was announced on 16 November 2010 before they married on 29 April 2011 at Westminster Abbey. The Duke and Duchess have two children: Prince George (born 22 July 2013) and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge (born 2 May 2015), who are, respectively, third and fourth in the line of succession. In September 2017, it was announced that she is expecting her third child.

Catherine’s impact on British and American fashion has been called the “Kate Middleton effect” in the media, and in 2012 and 2013, she was selected as one of the “100 Most Influential People in the World” by Time magazine.

Camilla Parker Bowles

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, GCVO, CSM, PC (née Camilla Rosemary Shand, previously Parker Bowles; born 17 July 1947), is the second wife of Charles, Prince of Wales, the eldest child and heir apparent of Queen Elizabeth II. Instead of using the title of Princess of Wales, she uses the title Duchess of Cornwall, her husband’s secondary designation. In Scotland, she is known as the Duchess of Rothesay. In the event of Charles acceding to the throne, Camilla would become a queen consort; however, an official statement issued by Clarence House on the day of her marriage to Charles announced that she would be known as the Princess Consort.

Camilla is the eldest child of Major Bruce Shand and his wife Rosalind Cubitt, the daughter of Roland Cubitt, 3rd Baron Ashcombe. She was raised in East Sussex and South Kensington, and educated in England, Switzerland and France. She worked for different firms in central London, most notably the decorating firm Sibyl Colefax & John Fowler. In 1973, Camilla married British Army officer Andrew Parker Bowles, with whom she has two children. They divorced in 1995.

Camilla was in a relationship with the Prince of Wales before, during and after their former marriages. The relationship became highly publicized in the media and attracted worldwide scrutiny. In 2005, it culminated in a civil marriage at Windsor Guildhall, which was followed by a televised Anglican blessing by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, at St George’s Chapel, Windsor Castle.

As Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla assists the Prince of Wales on his official duties. She is also the patron, president and a member of numerous charities and organizations. Since 1994, she has taken action on osteoporosis, earning honors and awards. She has also raised awareness in areas including rape and sexual abuse, literacy and poverty, for which she has latterly been praised.

Prince William Defends Kate Middleton from Camilla Parker-Bowles’ Drunken Jealous Rage

 

 

 

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Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William leave their residence in Warsaw, Poland Photo (C) SplashNews

 

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